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1) Your name?
Christopher

means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher

2) Age?
17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

3) One of your friends?
Curtis

The biggest dickhead ever.

4) What should you be doing?
Walking the dog

To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

5) Favorite Colors?
red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

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black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.

6) Birthplace?
new york


A state with high taxes and horrible living spaces. A state full of assholes and people who think they own the world. The city (I have been there) is full of douchebags who get offended if you even ask them for directions. Don't bother asking if there are 2 of them, because they will get in an argument with each other over which way is faster. As if it fucking matters, the entire city is so fucking packed with stuck up uptight pricks that if you even slightly touch someone they will grab your shoulder and accuse you of stealing their wallet. NYers shop at Macys and will ALWAYS complain about something that is not from NY. When they take a vacation to the south they never enjoy it because all they do is bitch about how 'hot it is' down here or how bad the drivers are or 'how they cant get a real 'fockin peeetza dawg'. Basically, yankees are assholes and the Canadians up north are much nicer. Yankees are the reason that countries like Australia, Canada, Britain and 99% of every other country in the world hate us and think we're stupid people.

They have no idea of the concept of being nice and if you are nice to them they will automatically assume you're trying to rob them or something. They are uptight and you can NEVER have fun with a yankee. They have shitty weed up there the only good weed is from the south (dont even mention NYC diesel) and they have no concept of what a tree is. They think walking through central park is nature, and will talk about how its so nice when they take their little family strolls, but then when they go down south to the apallachians all they do is whine and bitch about the bugs or that there is nobody there and theres a bunch of hicks.

Agh basically NY is full of stupid asswipes who only care about money. No wonder the terrorist picked NYC to hit, its full of the people WE ALL hate!

7) Month of your birth?
July


A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

8) Last person you talked to?
Aaron


In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.

9) Nickname?
Chris

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

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